Brit-Brit’s Cha-Cha
Oh, Britney, is there anyone in the Western World who hasn’t seen your nasty little cooter? For someone who claims she just wants privacy, she’s had a hard time doing the things she needs to ensure...
View Article“He Raped Me …With Sexual Assault!”
Not much to say here, except to agree with the good Mr. Brownlee; it really is the best kind of rape. Captain Awareness [Comics With Problems, via Ectoplasmosis and Hugo Strikes Back!] Share
View ArticleBetty Boop Vs. Dracula
Now here’s a bizarre little rarity. Back in the 1930s, Paramount pictures made a ton of little shorts under the blanket title of Hollywood On Parade, using a wide variety of actors, some famous stars,...
View ArticleQuotes To Live By: Jessa Crispin
“If there was a committee, I imagine them telling her, ‘We’re sorry, but the formula to qualify for true sluttiness is as follows: # of Total Men > Your Age x 1.5 Having slept with 40 men by the...
View ArticlePG Porn: Nailing Your Wife
James Gunn, director of my favourite horror film of 2006, Slither, has teamed up with Spike TV to produce a series of segments called PG Porn. These segments pair favourite actors with hot-ass porn...
View ArticleSorry, Mom…
This is both sad and hilarious. An anonyblog for female bad sex survivors, I bang the worst dudes is made of of censor-barred images and brief anecdotes of poor sexual performance by males. The funny...
View ArticlePG Porn: Roadside Ass-sistance
Hooray! James Gunn has provided the internet world with another wonderful installment of his breath taking conception, PG Porn. Billed as everything you love about porn, except the sex, this is a...
View ArticleMasturbation On The Morrison Bridge
It’s a fact that I love reading police reports. When the authoring officer has taken their time to do them well, the results can be rather arresting, if you’ll pardon the pun. Take for example this...
View ArticleDinosaurs Fucking Robots
Sometimes, I find a site which is just so perfectly aligned towards my interests that I get a little weepy. With a name like Dinosaurs Fucking Robots, I don’t see any need to explain why. I mean,...
View ArticlePG Porn: Squeal Happy Whores
What a lovely mid-week surprise! With much less time between the last two installments, James Gunn has given us another scintillating installment of PG Porn! This time featuring the most lucious Jenna...
View ArticleThe Munsters Get It On
How on earth this escaped my attention, I will never know, but I’m glad I’ve found it now! Apparently last Hallowe’en, Hustler released a porn spoof of The Munsters, rather plainly titled This Ain’t...
View ArticleWhen Harry Met Star Wars
I’ve got nothing. Just… huh. When Harry Met Wookiee [Topless Robot via Funny Or Die] Share
View ArticleI-U-D, S-I-S, Stay In School, Cuz It’s The Best
Little know fact: This is one of my favourite songs in the world. Now I will never be able to listen to it without thinking of Miss Piggy gyrating on Rolf’s piano. Fuck. Miss Piggy Sings “Fuck The...
View ArticleAmerican Psycho Awesome
Do you like Miles Fisher? His newest EP marks a new peak of professionalism. This is his take on David Byrne’s “This Must Be The Place”. A great, great song, and a personal favourite. I have watched...
View ArticleMiss Piggy’s Third Snout: Muppet Burlesque!
Sometimes, I just genuinely love how fucking weird our world is getting. Especially in the world of burlesque! In lovely NYC, Rosey La Rouge and the sassy ladies of Storybook Burlesque put together a...
View ArticleWhen Justin Met John
Justin Bieber, meet John Waters. I’m certain you two will get along. Here is John Waters Giving Justin Bieber a “Reach Around.” That is All. [The Stranger] Share
View ArticleTouch-a Touch Me, TSA Security
Mmm… nothing like a NSA, er, TSA feel-up, am I right, boys and girls? Touch-a Touch Me, TSA Security (Rocky Horror Parody by The Kinsey Sicks) [YouTube] Share
View ArticleFear Her!
I don’t know if I’m turned on or creeped out. Both, I think. Creepy Lip Sync Contestant Totally WTF! (Philippines) [Youtube] Share
View ArticleBecause You’re A Bunny!
Easter is this weekend, and with Easter comes a 1000-rabbit-strong Bunnarchy march in Seattle. In honour of my lovely Merkin friends and their lepusophiliac frolics, I present to you MC Bunny’s The...
View ArticlePON PON PON
I’m just baffled. Part of me wants to know what the hell she’s singing about, part of me thinks it would ruin things. This is amazing though; the CG monsters, the set, the faceless fat dancers, and...
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